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Bored of the Rings

A Parody

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The classic parody of The Lord of the Rings is back! With a brand-new “boreword” by Henry Beard.


The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.


The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.


If broken or busted, it cannot be remade


If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).


It’s up to Boggie Frito Bugger and his band of misfits—including inept wizard Goodgulf Grayteeth, halfwit Spam Gangree, twins Moxie and Pepsi, and Arrowroot of Arrowshirt—to carry the Great Ring to Fordor and cast it into the Zazu Pits.


Can they avoid death by hickey tree and escape the dread ballhog? Can the fellowship overcome the narcs and Nozdruls hounding their every move and save Lower Middle Earth once and for all? Yes, of course—this isn’t Hamlet, you know.

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The classic parody of The Lord of the Rings is back! With a brand-new “boreword” by Henry Beard.


The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.


The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.


If broken or busted, it cannot be remade


If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).


It’s up to Boggie Frito Bugger and his band of misfits—including inept wizard Goodgulf Grayteeth, halfwit Spam Gangree, twins Moxie and Pepsi, and Arrowroot of Arrowshirt—to carry the Great Ring to Fordor and cast it into the Zazu Pits.


Can they avoid death by hickey tree and escape the dread ballhog? Can the fellowship overcome the narcs and Nozdruls hounding their every move and save Lower Middle Earth once and for all? Yes, of course—this isn’t Hamlet, you know.

Product Details
Paperback (192 pages)
Published: October 30, 2012
Publisher: Touchstone
Imprint: Touchstone
ISBN: 9781451672664
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